ARTS
The
Metrosexual Myth
BY
ELI MILCHNER
Staff Writer
If
you find yourself needing to throttle the life out of the next person
who even thinks about mentioning the word "metrosexual," you're not
alone. The popular term, referring to a young, aesthetically sensitive
male has been voted one of 2003's most overused words by Lake Superior
State Univer-sity. But then again, if you have no idea what the hell
"metrosexual" means, you're not alone either.

Photoillustration
by Anthony Castellano |
"I
heard of transsexual, bisexual, homosexual but never metrosexual," said
"T," a 24-year-old City College student, which sums up the general level
of awareness on campus about the trend.
The
word elicits strong opinions from some, however. Lorraine Wilner, Chair
of City College's Fashion Department, sees the trend as overblown media
hype. "I found it loathsome. I can't stand the whole stereotypical thing,"
she said, commenting on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." The show features
five gay men vigorously metrosexualizing a hapless straight slob eachweek
with grooming, design and fashion advice.
"Gay
guys don't have any lock on taste," she said.
Overall,
most people have little grasp of what the term means. Fishing for a
consensus at City College to help clarify this ambiguous stereotype
has proved about as fruitful as trying to nail a shadow to a wall.
"A
man who's more concerned with his appearance than a straight woman,"
26-year-old Jay Johnston said.
"I'm
not really sure what it means, I had to have Jay Leno explain it to
me," said 32 -year-old Susan Boeckmann.
One
common idea is that the term was simply cooked up by Madison Avenue
to lure young heterosexual men to the mall. While untrue, increased
awareness and shows like "Queer Eye," have led to a significant jump
in the spending habits of young straight men, according to a recent
New York Times article.
Those
who haven't been exposed to "Queer Eye" might have caught
wind of the word from a recent episode of South Park, or maybe from
one of the hundreds of news articles (like this one) that have emblazoned
the word into our cultural fabric.
Besides Howard Dean, who recently outed himself (if only for a minute
or so) as a metrosexual in an embarrassing misnomer, other celebrities
have been pinned with the title. Actors Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman have
both been given the nod. British soccer phenom David Beckham, who reportedly
wears sarongs and nail polish, seems to be metrosexuality's poster boy.
So
where on God's taupe and hunter green earth did the term "metrosexual"
really come from? Back in 1994, Mark Simpson, now a columnist for Salon.com,
coined
the
word in The Independent, a British newspaper. In July of 2002,
a Salon.com article, again by Mark Simpson, unleashed the "M"
word upon an unwitting U.S. public for the first time.
He
defined the metrosexual as a "young, free-spending man who lives in
the city so that he can be near to shops, hairdressers, and gyms."
Simpson
also said that he could be gay, straight or bisexual, which contradicts
the oft-stated opinion that he is exclusively heterosexual, and perhaps
takes his fashion and grooming instruction from gay men.
Since that article, the myth has taken on a life of its own as almost
everyone has tried their hand at gi
ving the term some sort of solid form.
Pop
culture shapes the stereotypical metrosexual man as a sensitive aesthete:
well-groomed, well-dressed, well-shaped and well-cultured. Smartly outfitted
in a cashmere sweater over a striped shirt tucked into corduroy pants,
he cooks mushroom risotto to the sound of opera music, his hair gleaming
with "product" under track lights. Maybe he totes a "man bag" (described
by Carson Kressley, of "Queer Eye's" Fab 5, as being big enough to carry
a laptop but not looking like it's big enough to carry a laptop. Whatever.)
"It's
the whole labeling thing like you'd expect," said 23-year-old Sociology
major Ray Capistrano. "I'm opposed that they [gay men] have to be tied
to grooming and clothing," Capistrano said of the Fab Five. "It's definitely
a stigma to the gay community."
With
all the objections, stereotypes, and conflicting opinions involved,
the standard metrosexual is elusive, if not a mythological creature.
Metamorphosis:
Vandalism Turned Art
City College faculty help make destroyed books an aesthetic experience
BY
MARLON LUMANG
Staff Writer
City
College faculty members are proud participants in "Rever-sing
Vandalism," an exhibit at the San Francisco Main Library that
transformed stacks of vandalized books into beautiful pieces of
art- work.

City
College Graphic Arts instructor Amy Conger stands by her "Queer
Reader Mandorla,"a symbol of healing, in the S.F. Main Library
atrium (above). Library patrons view work in the "Reversing
Vandalism" exhibit, involving hundreds of artists' interpretations
of turning hate crime into art (below).
PHOTOS COURTESY AMY CONGER
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Librarians
Kate Connell and Mary Marsh, and Graphic Arts instructor Amy Conger
have art on display in the exhibit, which blossomed from a hate
crime into 217 individual pieces.
Last
summer, the San Francisco library placed a public call for help
with turning a terrible act of vandalism into an exhibit. The
library suffered a tremendous loss when they discovered 600 slashed
books hidden throughout the library over, totaling over $24,000
in damages.
The
mangled books ranged in topic from gay, lesbian and transgender
topics, to women's health issues, and HIV/AIDS.
"We
were horrified as the discoveries were being made. When the books
were returned to us by the police, we didn't know what to do with
them, but we felt strongly that discarding the books would satisfy
the vandal's crime," said Jim Van Buskirk, manager for the James
C. Hormel Gay and Lesbian Center at the main library.
The
call for artist lasted six months, from April until Oct. 10, 2003.
Two hundred artists and volunteers from 20 states and three countries
submitted art for this library-sponsored event. It is the largest
exhibit that the new main library, which opened in 1996, has ever
had.
In
some cases, volunteers were allowed to pick their own books and
other cases the books were mailed to the artists randomly.
"I
think that everyone who works in the library wants the books to
be available to everyone, and when they're horribly damaged, it
makes everyone angry," Connell said.
Connell,
who has two masterpieces on display, described the perpetrator's
handy work as creepy and overwhelmed with viciousness.
Her
art is displayed in different parts of the library. "Mother Tongue,"
a book with damaged pages at the end replaced by words of wisdom
from Connell's mother and her husband's mother, is in the
Jewett
Jr. Gallery in the library's basement level. The other one, titled
"Busted" is on the third floor on the Hormel circle and depicts
photos of feminist Hannah Wilke, first as a glamorous model, and
then dying of breast cancer.
"I
think the show is fantastic and a great response to vandalism,
and that people use their imagination in a wonderful way," Connell
said.
"I
thought it was a great idea to turn hate crime into art," Amy
Conger said. Her "Queer Reader Mandorla" hangs in the atrium of
the library near the elevator. This rainbow colored almond shape
is a symbol of healing and transforming hostility into compassion.
The
almond symbol, or mandorla, was carved into many of the vandal's
targeted books. They were released back to the library after the
vandal, John Perkins, was caught and found guilty.
"It's a curious collection and an interesting project to work
on" said Jeff, one of the viewers who came to see the exhibit.
"Reversing
Vandalism" will be open from Jan. 31 until May 2, 2004.
The
Tables Have Turned
BY
JEREMY TANNER
Staff Writer
City
College is now a heavyweight in the turntable world due to the
success of two student DJs.

Students
Marc Bayanos (DJ Mr. B, far left) and Shimon Nolfo (DJ Teeko,
second from left) with their crew, 4OneFunk. Mr. B and Teeko
took top honors to represent the U.S. in the International
Turntable Federation in Germany last December. PHOTO
COURTESY MATTHEW REAMER
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Marc
Bayangos and Shimon Nolfo topped national DJ competitions, taking
first place to represent the United States at the International
Turntable Federation Championships in Germany last December.
In
Munich, DJs from around the globe prepared their record crates
for battle and convened in a massive hall resembling an airplane
hangar. Bayangos, known to his audience as Mr. B, had logged many
hours in the studio concocting a blend of creativity, variety
and innovation potent enough to make the crowd go bananas and
the judges throw up tens.
"You
bring only your best stuff when you battle," said Bayangos, a
23-year-old with an easy smile. Bayangos converses with a modest,
unassuming style, a characteristic that may have brought him to
tell his professors before he left that he was simply going on
a "short vacation" to Germany.
Mr.
B describes the style of DJs from the USA as "traditional" because
the songs used in competition are often from original records
and, during the short time allotted for each round (usually around
two minutes), the records have to be changed constantly while
maintaining the rhythm. International DJs use a different style,
mixing all the songs to be used on one record creating a seamless,
albeit simple routine. This may have been the reason why Bayangos
was rated first by the American judge, but came in seventh overall.
Nolfo,
who performs under the alias "DJ Teeko", also faced some cultural
barriers in his category at the ITF championships. His opponent
began scratching--manually moving the record back and forth under
the needle to create a light, fast, rhythm--over a song from the
drum-and-bass genre, which enjoys vast popularity throughout Europe.
Consequently, Teeko's opponent played the crowd for all the support
possible.
DJ
Teeko still brought home second place from the competition.
Bayangos
and Nolfo were both introduced to music at an early age, undergoing
the requisite recorder lessons and moving on to piano, and in
Nolfo's case, the guitar as well. However, the new possibilities
that turntables offered, and the infectious popularity of a new
genre soon had Nolfo scraping the guitar pick up and down the
strings to simulate the sound of scratching.
Some
of Nolfo's first memories of turntablism are of watching pioneers
like DJ Jazzy Jeff and Jam Master J on cable at his grandmother's
house. One of his boyhood heroes became a friend this past summer
when DJ Jazzy Jeff complimented him after a performance in Washington,
D.C. Nolfo was elated when Jazzy Jeff asked if he would like to
hang out and go record shopping the next day.
Bayangos
had his first exposure to the art of scratching through watching
his older brother, who was a DJ during the '80s. As soon as the
front door would close behind his brother, Bayangos would sneak
out a record or two, throw on the headphones and get lost in musical
experimentation until someone came home. Bayangos and Nolfo agree
that those were the good moments, far away from two-minute time
limits and drum-and-bass beats.
Both
DJs are now turning their attention to San Francisco and are glad
to apply their musical touch to local clubs and friend's houses.
As for future competition, "I'm not trying to wear a belt around
my waist saying I'm champion of the world, I just want to do me
and come out with the best music I can make," Teeko said.
Bayangos
holds similar reservations but says he will continue perfecting
his audio ammo.
For
upcoming shows, more information on the ITF, and to hear DJ Teeko's
performance in Germany, you can visit www.4onefunk.com,
www.itfeurope.com, or www.eyes-wide-open.com.
iPod
Mini Cometh
BY
MARK FOLKMAN
Staff Writer
When
the inescapable advertising blitz for the new iPod mini pummeled
my consumer consciousness, I was powerless to resist its siren
call.

JORGE
PARADA / GUARDSMAN |
I
admittedly balked at the $249 price tag, but a quick call to Mom
and Dad for some additional "textbook" money enabled me to procure
an iPod mini the very Friday they landed in stores.
The
iPod mini isn't merely adorable eye candy. Its brushed aluminum
case is durable, cool to the touch and acts as futuristic as it
looks. Although it weighs just 3.6 ounces--with dimensions not
much bigger than a business card--it somehow manages to hold 4
gigabytes of data. That's a thousand songs, right in the coin
pocket of your jeans.
Another
bonus is the included iTunes software. The program installs easily
on Mac or Windows, and the interface is simple and sophisticated.
iTunes did an admirable job of automatically importing and organizing
the hundreds of songs on my laptop into its library. Transferring
music from a computer to the iPod unit is similarly effortless
and speedy.
Once
you're on the go, iPod mini's innovative Click Wheel makes browsing
and selecting songs a snap. Responding instantly to the touch,
the Click Wheel lets you scroll effortlessly through the on-screen
menus by sliding your thumb in a semi-circle, and clicking on
the four sides of the wheel activates the control buttons.
Go
ahead and crank up Tina Turner's "Proud Mary" as you're boarding
the MUNI, or walk up a steep San Francisco hill while listening
to "The Passion of the Christ" soundtrackyou can pretend
that you're Jesus, dragging your big heavy cross up to Golgotha.
The possibilities are endless.
iPod
mini also comes with a handy snap-in belt clip (you can also purchase
an optional neoprene arm band), so you can proudly flash your
fashion accessory in public. This device is just as stylish as
Paris Hilton's yappy Chihuahua, and it's a lot easier to clean
up after.
One
downside: be sure to purchase Apple's $59 protection plan, because
the battery only charges 500 times and is costly to replace.
The
best part about the iPod mini is that you're in control. No matter
where you are, or where you're going, you're behind the wheel
of your own private aural experience.
Movie
Review:
Passionate Violence
BY JIM POWELL
Editor
Movie-goers
beware: Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" is such an unrelenting,
horrific beat-down that it could qualify as porn to the sadomasochistic.
To
Gibson's credit, the production values of this movie are superb.
The cinematography and use of color are flawless. His insistence
that the movie rely on the dead languages of Aramaic and Latin
gives a real touch of authenticity to a long series of Jesus flicks
featuring messiahs who speak perfect English. For the most part,
the story Gibson tells stays true to the Gospels of the New Testament.
But
Gibson's desire for authenticity expresses itself in other, less
admirable ways. I have never seen so much blood in a movie, except
for Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" when the halls of the Overlook
Hotel run red with rivers of it.
The
victim of all of this violence is an all-too-human Jesus, as played
by the handsome and definitely non-Semitic James Cavezel. But
he doesn't stay pretty for long, spending most of the movie looking
like a slab of rare roast beef.
Everyone
in "The Pas-sion" from Jews to Romans takes a turn spitting on
Jesus, beating Jesus, or both. He is chained, whip-ped, and dragged
through the streets before being nailed to a splinter-ridden cross.
By the time the Romans are done scourging Jesus, the courtyard
where the torture takes place looks like it's covered with gallons
of strawberry jam.
There
are flashbacks that outline some of Jesus's teachings from the
Sermon on the Mount and the Last Supper, but they are all too
short before the symphony of splatter resumes. His message is
not emphasized; his suffering is.
After
the movie, I watched the audience stagger out into lobby, not
exultant over the triumph of Christ over death but exhausted from
watching Christ die in mind-numbing detail.
Roc
Producer Puts Rap First
BY
MILES HARWELL
Staff Writer
Last year, Kanye West was just another name on the inside of a
CD jacket, listed as a producer on tracks for Jay-Z, Beanie Sigel
and other Roc-A-Fella artists. But in 2003, the public would get
to know the man behind the beats.
West
made his name as a producer by sampling R&B and soul tracks,
speeding them up and building entire songs out of them. This tactic
is practiced by other producers such as Just Blaze, The Heatmakerz
and even Eminem.
People
didn't know that West could also rap, but with the release of
his first single "Through the Wire" and his appearance on Twista's
"Slo Jamz", it was clear that West was a skilled lyricist and
also very capable of putting out an album.
Kanye
released his debut album as a rapper, "College Dropout" on Feb.
10. The album's 21 tracks were all produced by West himself. Featured
on the album is a collection of rap's brightest stars including
Jay-Z, Ludacris, Mos Def, Freeway, Common and Talib Kweli, along
with Twista, whose "Slo Jamz" single was also included on West's
album.
Every
song on the album tells a story from West's life. The shining
points of the album are "Never let me down" (featuring Jay-Z)
and "Last Call", in which West tells the how he came to sign with
Roc-A-Fella.
The
whole album is definitely worth listening to.