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Healthier America
Once
again, America stands alone. But this isn't a war on foreign soil;
this is a battle at home for a comprehensive health-care system
that adequately serves everyone. America is one of the few industrialized
nations that rely on market-based health care. And right now, America
is in the middle of a health-care crisis.
Nearly
43 million Americans are without health insurance, and those who
are insured are becoming increas-ingly dissatisfied with their coverage.
The World Health Organization has ranked America 37th in an analysis
of world health systems.
There
are alternatives, such as a single-payer health care system. Besides
getting support from former President Bill Clinton and presidential
candidate Dennis Kucinich, a single-payer system has a proven track
record in our neighbor to the north, Canada.
A
single-payer system is when the government acts as the insurance
provider, paying doctors in private practice for care of patients.
Businesses and citizens would fund it through payroll and income
taxes that would replace all current insurance premiums, at a much
lower cost to Americans.
A
1993 Congressional Budget Office report said that a single-payer
system would save money annually and that national health expenditures
would decrease in time. Numerous state budget reports concur, with
New Mexico reporting possible savings of over $150 million in 1994,
had it adopted the system.
Some
worry that a single-payer health care system would increase waiting
times for treatment and become a govern-ment-run bureaucratic mess.
But a single-payer system would only involve government in payment.
Doctors would still practice privately, meaning little government
interference certainly far less interference than consumers
get from HMO's today.
America's
health care infrastructure is rich and robust with resources including
more hospitals and health care personnel per capita than any other
nation, which refutes the idea of longer waiting times for treatment.
A
single-payer system would deliver equality and quality in health
care, making for a healthier America.
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Barry
Bonds: Guilty Until Proven Innocent?
Sportwriters should stop insinuating wrongdoing
BY
BEN SCHNEIDER
Staff Writer
For
someone like Sen. George Allen to suggest that there should be an
asterisk next to Barry Bond's name for all of his records is absolutely
absurd.
It's
no secret that Bonds has had a terrible relation-ship with the media
dating back to his college days at Arizona State. He has been known
to be bad-mannered and disrespectful toward broadcasters, even seclud-ing
himself from teammates and fans.
None
of this, however, gives the media the right to pronounce Bonds guilty
of using steroids to enhance his performance on the field. Sportswriters
finally have a good reason to disparage all his accomplishments.
The
juice didn't change Bonds from an everyday guy into the greatest
ballplayer on the planet. Even if steroids helped Bonds crush 73
home runs, he still holds records for slugging percentage and walks,
not to mention a batting title. This left fielder is an accomplished
hitter, not a hulking, one-dimensional slugger, as steroids might
create.
He
will never admit to using anabolic steroids, but his credibility
has been washed down the drain just because of his association
with personal trainer Greg Anderson.
Bonds
is arguably the best baseball player since Babe Ruth. Don't forget
that Bonds grew up in the media's eye. He is godson to legendary
Hall of Famer Willie Mays. He was winning MVP awards before any
talk of steroids.
So-called
"sports experts" in the media need to lay off Bonds. We may never
see another complete player like him ever.
'Guilt-Free'
Atkins Diet Inconvenient for Carb-Starved Masses
BY
JEREMY TANNER
Staff Writer
Beef
sales are up, eggs and bacon are being consumed at 10-year highs
and you can now buy a burger wrapped in lettuce leaves for a bun.
Although fad diets have always existed, the new "guilt-free" Atkins
Diet has had a revolutionary effect on America's culture and consumption
habits, but can it keep us slim?

TOMMY
SOEUNG / SPECIAL TO THE GUARDSMAN |
The
driving force behind the Atkins Diet is convenience. Watch your
waist shrink while eating all of those mouth-watering, high-fat,
high-protein foods shun-ned by most dieticians. If that wasn't convenient
enough, you can even have ready-to-eat Atkins meals delivered so
you can diet without standing up and walking to get your food.
The
popularity of the Atkins Diet has made us forget why Americans are
so fat in the first place: too much convenience.
Ah
yes, America. Home of the drive-through ATM, the escalator, the
all-you-can-eat buffet and the super-sized meal. Some Americans
won't even consider biking to the gym or taking the stairs, and
they're surrounded by temptations.
"But
Atkins has made me so thin," you say. "My co-worker dropped two
hundred pounds," you cry. Cutting out an entire food group (the
widest part of the nutritional pyramid no less) will force your
body to shed pounds quickly. Quick equals convenient and that's
the hook.
But
convenience will also be the downfall of the Atkins faithful when
they can no longer pass up those forbidden carbs.
Even
if you ignore the U.S. Department of Agricu-lture's findings of
fecal matter in beef, or scoff at the American Heart Assoc-iation's
recommendations, eventually it won't be co
nvenient to pass up that fresh bread, those homemade pancakes or
that rich, dark beer.
It
will be hard to satisfy yourself with a bun-less burger and a Michelob
Ultra.
So
when that moment comes, will you be able to look convenience in
the eye and continue denying yourself those tantalizing carbohydrates
that surround us?
Robert
Atkins couldn't. When he died, he was 258 lbs. with a history of
heart failure and high-blood pressure.
Sound
convenient?
EMPIRE
OF DIRT
A
Gentleman's Guide to Avoiding Military Duty
BY
JORGE PARADA
Editor
As
President George W. Bush leads us in a prolonged war against Iraqi
insurgency, it's likely we'll have a military draft next year.
Never
intended to stand alone during war, the volunteer armed forces are
now undermanned. To counter this shortage, some believe Congress
should reinstate the draft.
Skeptical?
Sen. Fritz Hol-lings, D-S.C., and Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y, have
introduced bills to authorize a draft of men and women ages 18-26.
If this happens, YOU must be ready. But don't worry, I'll clue YOU
in to the great American institution of dodging the draft!
Gain
Weight: McDiet anyone? They don't take the morbidly obese.
Use
Drugs: Marijuana leaves traces in your body for a long time.
So, pass the dutchie to the left-hand side!
Fail
Intelligence Exam: This test determines what duties you are
capable of performing. Be forewarned, though. This hurts if you
are declared fit for service. Let me tell you, grave detail sucks!
Feign
Insanity: Malcolm X "hoodwinked" and "bamboozled" the draft
board to skip World War II.
Become
a Minister: Think about it. Access to grieving widows!
Hardship
Deferment: Finally a good reason to have kids. You just have
to prove how serving in the military will cause hardship on your
dependents.
Conscientious
Objec-tor: Apply for CO status because of "moral" or "religious"
reasons. You must explain your beliefs and their influence on your
life. If your claim is accepted, you will perform non-combat duties
or alternate service.
Exile:
Your best bet may be to flee to Mexico or Canada. You will be a
fugitive from justice, but possibly going to jail is preferable
to dying in a worthless war. Once there, find a lawyer and apply
for political asylum.
Self-Injury:
If exile is not an option, injure yourself during basic training.
This will at delay your deployment while you're laid up in a military
hospital. But be careful not to shoot off anything too important!
Remember
kids,
FREEDOM ROCKS!
The
Mouth of Miles
BY
MILES HARWELL
Staff Writer
The
rise of Internet file-sharing programs like Napster and Kazaa has
spawned a revolution in the way people get their music. Users can
search online databases that access the hard drives of other users,
making it impossible not to find something you like. Because of
this, the purchase of music has became unnecessary.
The
Recording Industry Association of America has responded by tracking
down and punishing people with the largest collections of illegally
downloaded music, suing them for $750 a song. But despite attempts
to stop downloading, free music is still readily available online.
As a user of Kazaa and other online music programs, I find piracy
of music beneficial to the general public. Why go out and pay $20
for something you can get for free?
Organizations like the RIAA are clearly overreacting to a problem
that isn't that serious. Rich artists have complained enough to
spark investigations of illegal downloads, but why aren't they as
concerned with the quality of their work as they're concerned with
people stealing it? Think about it.
Free music ultimately promotes artists' work, whether or not they
make money. People will buy a hot album, but if they want one song,
it's easier (not to mention cheaper) to download. Perhaps artists
should put more into albums so people get more than what they would
get if they just download it.
As always, you can take it to the bank when it comes From the Mouth
of Miles.
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