Academy Awards bring glamour, predictability

This year’s Oscars are already just a memory, but Hollywood’s annual glamour fest produced poignant and provocative moments while it lasted.

By Frank Ladra
The Guardsman

This  year’s Oscars are already just a memory, but Hollywood’s annual glamour  fest produced poignant and provocative moments while it lasted.

Nearly  40 million viewers tuned in to the 83rd Academy Awards, which took  place on Feb. 27 at Hollywood’s Kodak Theatre and aired on ABC.

The  famed red carpet was a paparazzi dream come true as celebrities arrived  on the scene, met by flashing lights and hundreds of eager journalists.

Fashion  consumed the majority of pre-award discussion at the Academy Awards.  Red couture was popular this year, causing some actresses to camouflage  against the carpet. In that monochromatic picture, designer labels like  Vera Wang, Calvin Klein and Valentino didn’t pop as much as their  stunning complexions, but maybe that was the idea.

In  customary Oscar style, the show opened with a spoof-style short film,  inserting first-time hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco into scenes  from this year’s best picture nominees. Cameos of Alec Baldwin and  Morgan Freeman left viewers optimistic for what the night might unveil.

Unfortunately, this year’s Oscar celebration seemed to lack the flair of previous years.
Hathaway  and Franco tried to entertain the audience with dry humor and cheesy  one-liners. Hathaway’s girl-next-door quirks were charming yet  one-dimensional, and resulted in strained chemistry when paired with  Franco’s feigned indifference.

Compounding  the awkwardness was 94-year-old acting legend Kirk Douglas, who  blatantly flirted with young Hathaway in front of the cameras. He  slurred his comic efforts when revealing the winner of the Best  Supporting Actress, first-timer Melissa Leo for her role in The Fighter.

The  winners were well-chosen but predictable: “The King’s Speech” won best  picture; Colin Firth (“The King’s Speech”) won best actor; Natalie  Portman (“Black Swan”) best actress; and Christian Bale (“The Fighter”)  won best supporting actor.

Bale’s acceptance speech was most memorable; he choked up while thanking his wife.

“Of  course mostly my wonderful wife ah — I didn’t think I was like this —  my wonderful wife who is my mast through the storms of life, I hope I’m  likewise to you, darling,” he said.

For  the “In Memoriam” segment of the show, producers asked the audience to  hold their applause until the end of the tribute honoring departed  luminaries like Tony Curtis, Lynn Redgrave and Dennis Hopper.

The  fifth grade chorus from P.S. 22 in Staten Island, N.Y. ended the show  with an adorable performance of ‘’Over the Rainbow,’’ as most of the  evening’s winners appeared on stage behind them. Co-host Anne Hathaway’s  excitement was more than obvious, as she let out several ‘’wooo’’s and  high-fived several of the singing kids.

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